My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old GrandmotherBFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
the rock is fucking precious
I feel like this screencap perfectly sums up Anthony and Sebastian’s relationship.
Anthony: *Says something in British accent* “That was… that was pretty good, right?!”
Sebastian: *Embarrassed* *Anthony why*
YOU NEED TO WATCH THE VIDEO, THE GIF SET DOESN’T DO IT JUSTICE, YOU DON’T HEAR THE SILLY NOISES HE MAKES IN THE GIF SET